It’s so hard sometimes to capture all the little snippets of every day conversations that you’d like to remember so that you can tell your kids one day, “You were sooooo cute when you were (insert age)!!” I have these moments all the time, and I’m sure many parents do, too. Whether you’re in the car, doing chores, fixing them a meal, sharing a meal – there are just those fun moments.
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One night I sent the kids to brush their teeth and I said I’d be right behind them. Ollie is only 2, so he needs helps, usually. Not even 2 minutes later, Ollie comes waltzing into my bedroom.
“Did you brush your teeth, Ollie?”
“YAH!”
“Are you sure?”
“Ahhh-beee say I good, so… I done!”
“Really, Abby said you’re good, so you’re done?”
The answer was a definite YES, and when I checked with Abby, she had a good chuckle. Now she says, “I good, so I done,” anytime she can.
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Ollie’s ABC’s needed a little work and this is how it went in the car. Please sing along.
Ay – Bee – Tsee – Dee – Eff – Gee – Aych – I – Jay – Kay – Emm – Oooo – Pee – Kew – Ahr – Ess – Tee – You – Vvvv (long pause) Seven – Eight – Nine – Ten
Now he says, “Tee – You – Vee – Duhbuh You – Eck – Why and Szhee”
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“Ollie, how are you today?”
“Pine.”
“You’re Fffff-ine?”
“Yah. That’s what I say, Pine.”
“Try saying “ffffff-ine”, Ollie.”
“Ffffffff-Pine.”
“What about Fat Cat?”
“Fffff-Pat Cat.”
“Okay, we’ll work on that somemore.”
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On the way to school one morning I had such the Mom-moment. Mom-nesia, if you will.
“Abby, I should record that new tv show with the show choir-high school show.”
“Yeah, it was cool. What’s it called, Mom?”
“I can’t remember.. uh, you know, we watched it the other night, Geek? Yeah, I think it’s called Geek!”
“Geek? Oh, MOM, don’t you mean GLEE? Bwahahahaha. Mom, you’re funny.”
“Ollie says, Punny mommy.”
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Ollie: I wuv Unc-kuh Gweg. (our new brother-in-law)
Mom: That’s really nice, Ollie.
Ollie: I big wike Unc-kuh Gweg. I big boy.
Abby: Uh, Ollie, you’re not.
Ollie: Yah, I AM!
Abby: NO, you’re still LITTLE!
Ollie: NOOO, I big boy. Maaaaahm, Ah-bee say I wit-tuh, but I big!”
“Ollie, if you think you’re a big boy, then start using the potty.”
Yeah, that ended that conversation really fast.
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